Important things to know.

I've decided that today I'm going to make this post a little different. Instead of an update on MY life, I'm going to help you with YOUR life. And well.. staying alive.

Important things to know.

10. Don't inhale while smoking a fake cigarette. There might be someone's spit in there, or possibly powder which will cause you to cough like a moron.

9. Never question someone whose veins are throbbing in their temples.

8. Always remember to bring lip gloss when deep sea diving.

7. Try not to make fun of dying people.

6. Flowers are pretty, unless they have killer wasps in them.

5. As a wise man once said, don't bother women, because they might hop on their menstrual cycle and run your ass over.

4. Don't try to pull of shorts that say things like juicy or hot on the behind. You cant.

3. When someone who likes to bite people is staring at you, run.

2. It is rarely a good idea to taunt someone bigger than you.

1. Mess with the best, die like the rest.

-r